i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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