It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The struggles of a small town man whore
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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