I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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