White coat. Heels.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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