It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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