ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
