I wannas sexs uuuuu
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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