her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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