youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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