thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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