Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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