just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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