Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
