You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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