I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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