I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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