Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
