You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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