This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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