Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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