this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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