My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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