"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's never too late to be topless.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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