is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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