we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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