Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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