So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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