broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Randomize
