I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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