ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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