Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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