hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Are we still banned from the library?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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