ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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