Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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