her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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