I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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