And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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