But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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