People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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