no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize
