Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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