Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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