Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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