Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
should my penis look like a turkey
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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