Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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