Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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