ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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