How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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