Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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