I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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